I REALLY NEED TO GET SICK!!!!!?!

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dude, you are really being pathetic right now. you want to get attention so badly that not only are you going to pretend to be sick but you are also asking for help to do it. what the hell is wrong with you? nobody likes you because you are an attention hog.

You can go to the train station and touch the seats and rails and lick your hand. You are likely to catch the common cold. You can eat a bunch or really hot stuff that will mimic the symptoms of a sickness. You will be red in the face, have a runny nose, and you might have an upset stomach but you should be fine. You might have diarrhea. You can kiss a sick girl. You can go to the hospital and lick some medical waste. You can give yourself a uti that will give you a fever.

I wouldn't suggest doing any of this stuff. You can fake a cough, heat your face up, tamper with a thermometer, and or could take a cold shower and end up with a runny nose. You can sniff salt for a runny nose. Make yourself cry for puffy red eyes and runny nose.

ATTENTION W H O R E.
thats no way to get people to care about you.
there are actually people out there who have diseases that cant be cured,
and you WANT to get sick for attention?
thats pathetic, shallow, and self conceited of you.
sorry the world doesnt exactly revolve around you.

okay, i don't know why you want to do that. being sick won't get more attention but anyways.
take a reaaallllyyyy cold shower and sit in an air conditioned room right after. you can go from a really cold place to a warm place.

There are other things you can do to get attention you know

Stick head in the freezer
don't wash hands
sleep with your mouth open if you can

ok, first WHY?????????????????????????????????????… Second ur weird. Third, get someone who has mono kiss you.

You wanna get sick so people can feel sorry for you? What kind of BS is that? Stop looking for ways to get attention.

try standing next to mold for like an hour.