How to get sick overnight?:(?!


Question: How to get sick overnight?:(?
I just want to miss school until Wednesday, I have to do something on Monday, but my stupid partner who I had to work with is a total idiot. So he can do the presentation on his own, and I have swimming on Tuesday morning, I just feel bad about my body, which is why I don't want to go swimming. What happens if I drink milk and lemonade together, will anything happen?

Answers:

Put ice in your pillow case! Take a cold shower, leave your hair wet and leave the air conditioning on. This will weaken the immune system. If you don't have a an air conditioning in your room, leave the window open


Eat moldy bread or lick a toilet, don't wash your hands. This will expose you to Germs

Stay up till late at night. This gives you bags underneath your eyes.

Mix orange juice and milk in the morning, you'll throw up like crazy

Prepare to have your temperature taken. Right when you wake up sabotage your thermometer. Hairdryer and/or Flashlight

If all else fails! Half a bottle of Tequila should do nicely.



Not much, that's believable. And you might as well work with it, because you could find out the demonstration is put off to another day because you weren't there. And swimming is a top flight and all round exercise to improve yourself if you want to do that.



cut an onion in two... n press it under ur armpits overnight...n voilaa... u ve fever when u wake up. !




The consumer health information on answer-health.com is for informational purposes only and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment for any medical conditions.
The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007-2011 answer-health.com -   Terms of Use -   Contact us

Health Categories