How can i get sick really easy and fast?!


Question: How can i get sick really easy and fast?
I have this thing in my school,and it goes for a week,my orgins can't control the fear that i will have in school.That fear is big,im getting sleepy,my body is getting hurt and all other senficse.And no,don't say: 1.Fake: My mom is a doctor,so she will not buy it. 2. Well face it: No,becouse my body lines will say to my brain to knock out. 3. Try to not get ill? Really? Im sick this hard from childhood,and i can't if you would new me,i have a hard life like a child,im not healthy.

Answers:

Okay here's what you should do. If you really young as i guess you don't have many options. If the room your in has a window, open it. If it's cold air outside, germs are more likely to get into your system. Also drink alot of soda. 8 oz alone can stop your immune system. Three. eat disgusting things like bugs and dirt. Four, if you have a dinner or any large meal, eat and eat fast. That should truly mess things up. Five. Sleep with as little clothing on as possible, this should make you very vulnerable to any sort of bad disease, and six, if you have any pets, it'd be best to go to sleep with their face close to your's, so they can lick your face, leaving a nice trail of mucus behind.



make someone sneeze on you and wipe it on your mouth and eye and nose
Oh an oooh!!!!!
wash your hair at night and sleep with it wet by the next day you will have a sore throat and mucus will develop

mua



suck it up, life for you isn't that difficult

college student



listen to lady gaga



Seriously, just lick a door knob...or, if you feel like coming all the way to Canada, i can get you sick...like i am right now :( Maybe go to ur moms work place and lick the door knobs there lol or try to get as much hand shakes as you can from as many different people, then lick ur hand. Or, drink orange juice with chocolate milk all at the same time really fast, as well as drinking rootbeer or some other pop then ur stomach can't handle it so you'll barf it up in front of ur mom. Theres always the o'l mementos and diet coke trick, it might make ur stomach explode tho, i did it in science class and wow it really has an effect. OH, i remember one time i really didnt want to go to school so for breakfast that morning i ate mac and cheese then (when she wasn't looking) i put 2 fingers down my mouth and threw up. She saw it, and was disgusted and kept me home. My moms a vet so she also knows if im actually sick or not. if your looking for more ideas just injure ur self or something, like i did, by mistake and i ended up staying home for like 2 days because of a twisted knee....ya that was painful and not recommended because its still hurts (its been over a year now since the injury) and i have to take physio therapy. I must say tho, that injury was by accident i didnt actually mean to hurt myself. But ya, hope this helps lol :)

me lol




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