How can I get really sick before tomorrow?!

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Ummmm.. why would you want to make yourself ill? I think that is the question you need to find an answer and sensible solution for...

If you're having troubles find someone to talk to, if you're still a student talk to your health adviser at school/college/uni, or a teacher or assistant you feel comfortable talking to. Everyone has times in their lives where we find it tough, but trying to make yourself ill to avoid it is going to make things far worse, not better, and its dangerous to play with your health like that.. PLEASE find someone to confide in...

If you're lactose intolerant, drink lots of milk and eat cheese and I promise you won't be able to go anywhere tomorrow from all the diarrhea. Or you can just pretend you have it and are having some stomach pains, like me. :/

Try take a shower and turn on the hot water then turn on the cold water but don't do it too much just a few times and you should get sick by the next day.

C'mon, first day of school is not that bad.

hm just pretend? or go somewhere else than you were supposed to