What do you do when a stranger has broken in to your house?!

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I have a loaded .357 under my desk.

If i am in the house, ill lock myself in the bathroom, lights out and call the police. If im outside and just got home and someone has already broken in, ill call the police anyways.

grab a knife,sneak up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, and ask if he wants anything to eat

Make that m****rf****r a sandwich.....

so you know, hide in the kitchen :)