Why does my butthole feel weird when I drink alcohol?!
Question: Why does my butthole feel weird when I drink alcohol?
I promise I'm not a troll or anything, this is 100% serious. I've been Googling this, but I've only found a few other people that feel like this, and I haven't found any answers.
So, whenever I drink alcohol, my butthole feels weird. Almost like it's clenching, or something. I'm not passing out or doing anything weird, just drinking. It starts a few minutes after I begin to drink, and it lasts for as long as I drink, and then maybe an hour or so after I stop drinking (or longer, I'm not sure). Even if I only have half a beer, this happens. Does anyone have any idea why?
So, whenever I drink alcohol, my butthole feels weird. Almost like it's clenching, or something. I'm not passing out or doing anything weird, just drinking. It starts a few minutes after I begin to drink, and it lasts for as long as I drink, and then maybe an hour or so after I stop drinking (or longer, I'm not sure). Even if I only have half a beer, this happens. Does anyone have any idea why?
Answers:
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you obviously have an unsatiated desire for anal sex
Happens to me too. It is simply that alcohol acts to loosen your muscles, and your sphincter is a muscle. If you are going to need to go poopoo, having a drink will help you along!
You getting blacked out then butt ******?