How long will it take to get THC out of my body?!

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It can take THC up to three days to enter your urine.
A "quick kill" method is to drink a gallon of water and run 5 miles, if you can't do that just consume as much water as you can and run as much as you can for about a week

DISREGARD THAT LAST ANSWER IF YOU WANT THIS JOB. Overloading on water only helps right before the drug test and is risky. Most places will consider your urine a "tampered sample" if there is too much water in in. This is as good as positive (or you will have to take another test)

Some things for you to consider are.
1. Your weight/How much body fat you have. The reason it takes THC so long to exit you system is that it is stored in your fat cells. Therefore, the more body fat you have, the longer it will take to detoxify yourself.

2. How much do you use? If you smoke marijuana only once or twice a month, getting it out of your system will be pretty easy. However, if you're like me you have 2 states of mind... stoned and asleep. If this is the case then its gonna be a little harder.

3. How long before your test? If you have a week or two, no problem. If your test is tomorrow or in a few hours, don't panic, but it will be extremely unpleasant for you.

The standard time for marijuana to become undetectable in a moderate user is 30 days. In heavier users it can be up to 60 days. I'm guessing you need to speed up the process, so here's what you can do if you have 5 days or more:

1. Starting now drink plenty of water and juice. Cranberry juice is especially good for cleaning out your urine. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables. Avoid fatty and sugary foods. Nothing fried. If you can mange, then eat ONLY fruit and veggies.

2. Exercise frequently in a warm environment. You need to get sweaty... a lot. Get your metabolism up, you'll burn off some of those fat cells with THC in them, and you will sweat out a lot of toxins. STAY HYDRATED AS YOU EXERCISE.

3. Here is the most vital part. A detox product such as a drink, pills, or a combination of both. this is a link to a product that I have been using for years. It has never failed me. I have tried other products and they don't work! http://detoxify.com/ They have several different drinks, and a guide on there for choosing which one is right for you.

It is absolutely imperative that you follow these directions when you take the drink.
1. Don't eat anything the day of the test. Approximately 2.5 hours before your test, drink the detox product.

2. Over the next 2.5 hours drink as much water as you can. (If you can manage, drink a whole gallon) You don't have to worry about water-logging because the detox drink I recommended replaces the things in your pee whose absence would indicate water-logging.

3. Pee several times. DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR FIRST SAMPLE! When i do this I will usually pee 4-10 times in the 2.5 hours before my test. You would be amazed how often you pee when you drink a gallon!

4. When your pee is a disturbing shade of neon yellow, you are ready to take the test. An hour after taking the drink, it should start working. After that hour, you have about a 5 hour window where your pee will be clean.

Some things to keep in mind.

1.These detox drinks are powerful. You may experience side effects such as intense, oddly colored diarrhea. If you disreard what I said earlier and eat before your test, not only will the drink be less effective, but you seriously might **** your pants (its hard to control I'm serious)

2. If you don't have 5 days before the test, you will probably still pass just doing everything I said the day of the test. Just make sure if you didn't give yourself a week MAKE SURE TO DRINK THE FULL GALLON! The buildup just adds some extra insurance.

3. Drinking a full gallon of water is hard and very unpleasant. You'll feel sick your body will feel uncomfortable and you will want to stop. PUSH THROUGH. I know its hard, but if you were in my situation its worth it.

5 years of probation being drug tested weekly and trying everything under the sun to pass a drug test. I worked out this method over years of trial and error and it has never once failed me. All the info about marijuana i got from the million drug classes i had to attend while on probation.