Why do farts smell so nice?!
Question: Why do farts smell so nice?
I really like the smell of farts. I am 150 years old and have not washed my feet for 50 years. Is this normal for somebody like me? Please explain why I find the smell of farts so pleasant and addictive.
Answers:
Yes, its quite easy to explain. You see, you are addicted to the smell of methane.
If you are concerned about this addiction I suggest you increase your bean intake as this will increase your fart output. It will probably not cure your addiction but at least you will have more farts to smell.
Good luck with that.
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