How to pretend you are sick?!
Question: How to pretend you are sick?
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Rub your eyes and temples a lot
Squint your eyes
Sit in a dark room
Ask for the lights to be turned off
Lie in bed doing nothing
Wince if someone speaks too loudly
Ask for some tylenol/aspirin
When it's time to eat, say you're not hungry
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The good thing about migraines is that they only cause psychical symptoms like sensitivity to light and noise, this is really easy to fake.
? Pretend your head hurts, turn off all the music, close the curtains and get under the quilt.
? When they ask, Where does it hurt? tell them in your temples, back of the head or all over like a pounding headache.Remember to talk slowly and softly.
? If someone speaks to loud or makes a big noise, wince or flinch.
? Fake some fatigue, and try to sleep a lot (which I guess won’t be a problem).Don’t move around to much and try to have a bit of a pain/drowsy look on your face.
Pee on your hands, then touch your parents with them.
They will feel clammy and sick.