How Can I Skip School? (Fall Sick)?!

mix milk with undiluted orange juice and drink it, it will either make you throw up or give you diarrhea.
or put a theomomiter on a radiator+say you have a temperature, make sure you dont make it too hot tho, otherwise they might take you the doctors.
good luck:P

Whatever reason you're skipping school it's always better to face your problems than hide away from them, won't make them go away, they'll be there waiting for you.
But as i'm guessing you won't listen to that, things like cold, flu, diarrhea and food poisoning could work, tricky to show symptoms though as your not ill, especially if your parents want to check you with a thermometer, probably best to just go.

As everybody else said, it's not what it's made out to be. You should just go to school. Skip class by staying in bathroom and reading a book or something. Skipping class is easy, but skipping school is not only harder but it is more of a waste of time. You miss more work and have more to make up.

Believe me it isnt worth it because in the long run when you are trying to graduate your going to stay alot longer than you probably expected because of all the absences its better to just go besides school goes by fast.

just fake it ( hold a thermometer under some hot water for a few seconds and say you have a fever)