Why do I have the urge to do this?!
Question: Why do I have the urge to do this?
Whenever I'm talking on the phone know matter who with I always get an urge to poop. Don't ask why cause that's what I'm asking bits sooo strange!
Answers:
You obviously have a rare disease contracted from poor circulation. The next time you have this urge, try sitting on 1 ice cube, while rubbing another on your stomach. Its very important you don't let whoever on the phone know you need to go "poop". Keep the phone handy 'till your next BM.
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