How to look very sick?!

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Begin in the bathroom the night before, or even at around 4:00 PM at earliest. Only show light symptoms here. If you are planning on staying home the next day, tell your mom or dad that you don't feel well the night before. But beware because some sicknesses tend to go away overnight like a stomach ache so don't always decide to fake the night before or you will end up going to school. You can also make fake vomit (dog food, old spaghetti, milk, mashed banana,chocolate milk and creamer for coffee (be creative) etc.) and then pour it on your floor (or on your bed if you want it to be more believable but you will have to sleep on the floor) and in the morning say that you dont remember it, fake a headache and stuff,and act apologetic to whoever has to clean it up. And if your parents offer you some painkillers or medicine,you shouldn't take it (even if they are watching you take it) but it still best to avoid taking it.

If you've been ill before with a virus or bug repeat those symptoms; it will seem less like you are faking. If you've been to see someone who had a cold or something replicate those symptoms so it seems as though you caught it from them.Don't Do Something You Want To. Your act will be a whole lot more believable if you miss something you really want to do, whether its leaving half of your favorite meal or canceling going out with friends. Your parents will believe you more if you sacrifice something you like to do as well as the thing you don't like (school)Stomach problems. Only eat bits and pieces of dinner; when your parent(s) ask what's wrong, tell them that your stomach hurts. Make sure you hide snacks in your room so you can miss a meal so they think you are sick because you're "not feeling well." If you normally do your homework, get started on it, but put your head down periodically so that they see you're not feeling well and it's interfering with your work.Sore throat. This only works if your parents are not the over-worrying kind. If you have over-protective parents that go running to the emergency room over a minor strep throat, do not attempt. The day before you plan to fake a sore throat, say that you're feeling a bit scratchy in your throat, and clear your throat a lot. That night, at about 7:45pm/8:00pm, say that you feel tired, and that you have a headache.Cold/flu. Breathe only through your mouth, as if your nose is stuffed. Then make sure you say a lot of "mmm's" when you are near your parents. If you're not in the same room as they, and they ask you something, hold your nose slightly when you talk. Wear many layers of clothing. This makes it look as though you are freezing, since sick people feel cold easily. Sneeze loudly, then sniffle in front of your parents. Do this also when they're not in the same room but can overhear you from wherever they are. While they're not looking, rub your forehead, face, and eyes (if you have parents who check your face for temperature) then approach them, saying you don't feel so great. It'll make your face red and warm or take a blow dryer and heat your face and say your feeling warm.

Don't finish your homework. This works better if you have parents who care about your grades. By not finishing your homework, they'll have another excuse to keep you from school. Alternatively, if you usually do your homework on time, continue to do to make it look like you were intending to go to school, but half way though, complain about feeling ill.3Go to bed early. Don't say anything. When you're around them, just walk out of the room and go to your bed. Don't brush your teeth--they'll probably wake you up to remind you. At that point, they'll probably wonder what's wrong, and you can tell them that you're not feeling well. Describe your "symptoms" and appear impatient, maybe even cranky, and eager to go to bed. Don't act to cranky as your parents will get angry and send you to school sick or not.4Prepare to have your temperature taken. If you do a good job, your parents will probably want to take your temperature, in which case you can say "I have to go to the bathroom." make sure you have a cup with you then turn on the sink and take some warm water and drink it and rinse it through your mouth, especially under your tongue. Also when you are in the bathroom be sure to flush the toilet before you turn on the sink, just so your parents don't get too suspicious! Note this only works if they check it under your tongue, obviously.

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You know..if you pretend to be very sick, Your parents might take you to the doctor. I would just study for the test now. would save you some explaing later:) just a suggestion, take something for the headache? you might learn something if you study now...eat soup.

Someone who is actually sick with strep. :P

To make yourself look sick and make it look legit, you have to actually be sick. It isn't Monday yet. Take a tylenol or some sort of pain reliever and try to study as much as you can. If they don't believe you, and you feel like it's really that bad then take your temperature and if it's high show it to her.

Answer mine please?

Uh let's see. You have a headache which has kept you from studying? And yet it is afternoon and you still haven't studied. So I think you should definitely go to the ER and tell them because you must be very sick . . . or not.

Heat two onions andkeep in both armpits. after a while you will get undetectable fake fever.

Practised by some school stude3nts sixty years ago.

sound bad! poor u! try eating some stuff that if off and then that WILL get you sick! normally the runs... *CRY* get better hope ur tests go well :)

erm...lets say i wont be going to my local spar for a while...LOL

Hey thats not gd you should not fake ur ill