Help me - embarrassing question!?!


Question: Help me - embarrassing question!?
I fell over the other day and I landed on the heel of my red stiletto... Basically it went STRAIGHT up my a*rse and I just can't get it out. I've had to wear baggy skirts to stop people seeing a massive red stiletto hanging out of my a*rse! Help help help :(

Answers:

pull it out but if you cannot go to the doctors or it might come out on its own



are you sure this was an accident? Here's what you need to do, stand naked on a hill when its a full moon and hop around on one leg whilst eating baked beans and nature will take its course.... you will be blown away...literally




Very orginal



I had the same problem with my wife's shoe, although it was still attached to her leg it constantly connected with my ****. To resolve the problem I divorced her. No more shoe up my ****.



push it further in...problem solved :) enjoy trollin



Nice trolling




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