i need help from vampires my fangs havent grown yet?!

then buy some artificial one

Ah, classic problem.

You haven't lay naked in the darkest place you can find yet after drinking human blood?

You need to drink human blood and then avoid all forms of light and lie naked there for at least 48 hours. Your fangs will start to grow slowly.

The quickest way is to have sex with a fellow vampire of the opposite sex with fully formed fangs though and lets them bite your genitalia.

team jacob kicked your aasss, nah im joking, i hate twilight. vamps are cool hah but i still think their fiction.

its obvious

if you dont stop posting this crap in going to cover you with garlic and drive a stake through your heart.