My stomach hurts, what should I do?!


Question: My stomach hurts, what should I do?
Should I call the police and tell them that my stomach is abusing me? Seriously, it hurts a lot. This is basically physical abuse. What should I do? Should I turn it in?

Answers:

Holy ****, i heard this happening before. Call the cops immediatly, they'll get you help honey.

Good luck



You should defiently call the police. Its crazy how stomachs these days are growing stronger and stronger. Im afraid if you dont do so, stomachs will take over the world. We will be their slaves and do whatever they ask us to do. We should stop them from now. Dont you think so too?

Me :D



And now my head hurts from reading such a stupid question, what should I do for my headache now? Call NASA? They are pretty brilliant maybe they will be able to help me, or maybe I should just walk to the kitchen cabinet and get some freaking medicine!



call 911 and ask 4 defense

personal experience



I'd call the fire department! They are better with these kinds of situations. One time I called them cuz someone cut my foot off with a chainsaw!



You are so stupid. Just ****** lay down.




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