What would YOU do in this situation...?!
Question: What would YOU do in this situation...?
Then as you're sitting there, you hear someone walk into the bathroom, they walk over to your stall door and they start looking through the cracks between the hinges of the door in at you sitting on the toilet, so that you can see their eye appear between the little slit, looking right at you.
What would you do?
Give them the finger and the throw fecal matter at them.
Lick my elbow.