If you have to take a crap,and it won't come out,what do you do?!
Question:
If you have to take a crap,and it won't come out,what do you do?
I once knew a man who stuck a fork up his butt(this is no joke,I am not kidding)but I don't want to do that!Any suggestions as to how to get it out?This is an emergency!
Answers:
if you're not sitting on the toilet eat apricots and drink water and sit on cold stone for a while.
if you are sitting on the toilet (how can you be writing this?) well there are several options.. once heard that a celebrities husband pulled it out for her, or you can wait till it comes out..