Monster Diarrhea!?!
Question:
Monster Diarrhea!?
I have really bad diarrhea all the time. It's completely liquid- when I go it sounds like niagra falls and it sprays everywhere. The diarrhea usually hits the toilet water so hard that it splashes up on my a**. Sometimes I have to clean it off the wall and the back of the toilet when I don't make it to the bathroom in time. I often have no warning that it's approaching. A few days ago I pooped my pants while I was driving. The smell was so terrible I had to drive with my head hanging out the window.
Additional Details2 days ago
Anyone who thinks I'm lying is welcome to come clean my toilet and bathroom wall.
Answers:
That is so immature that you would write that.
I'm not retarded. I know you're lying.
But....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.