WARNING!!!!! Do not open this question UNLESS YOU HAVE A SICK, TWISTED, DEMENT!
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WARNING!!!!! Do not open this question UNLESS YOU HAVE A SICK, TWISTED, DEMENTED SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!!!!?
After working 8 yrs in the Operating Room, I thought that I'd seen everything that could be put, lost or stuck in every body cavity......BUT, last night a guy came in who voluntarily, VOLUNTARILY, bent over, stuck a roman candle in his butt and lit it!!!
You know how sometimes that last 'shot' comes out the 'wrong' end?
After a colonoscopy the prognosis is good....Observation instead of operation... LOL LOL
Should I call Jeff Foxworthy with a NEW-----"You know you're a redneck when..........." ???????????
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ROTFLMAO! And I thought I'd seen everything in my six years as E.R. nursing supervisor! Yes, by all means, call Jeff Foxworthy. Oh, my aching sides!