Body Functions?!
Question:
Body Functions?
Well, I was sitting in mass at the local Cathedral. The place was filled, it must have been a special occasion, Easter or something. While the priest was giving his sermon, right when the priest was at the most stirring part of his sermon, I yawned. Now, this wasn't any ordinary yawn, I made some monstrous noise that sounded like a donkey mixed with a burp. Plus, it STANK! It smelled rotten and also cheesy! People on the row looked at me and the whole place went quiet. People scooted over because of the smell!
What happened to me! What was it that I did?
Answers:
You inadvertently farted through your mouth.....