Question bout disease i think i puked out my ear?!

Question bout disease i think i puked out my ear?

please help im only 93 years old and im afraid to tell my parents about the awful mess i created in the nursing home. Its this lime green colored foam that looks like cool whip with rainow sprinkles it smells like a lovely summer breeze it came out of my ear but it looked so delicious i just had to eat it. Then i got on the bus to florida to the doctor and started bleeding for 14 hours because i got bitten by a dog in there. i think i was puking out my ear but if uyou know what this disease is or have any comments please post them im in desprate need of help...and the doctor didnt know what it was so he security escort me out.....i have been gouing to this new nursing home for the last 2 minutes...nobody knows what it is and its hard for me to make friends....:(

So you are 93 and afraid to tell your parents about a mess. You are an adult now, and I am afraid you will have to clean up after yourself.
Good luck with all of that. Please take ALL of your medication...