Help! My mouth is burning?!
Question:
Help! My mouth is burning?
My wife made a cologne out of some plants she found in the forest. She ground it up and extracted the 'juices' then added some water and a bit of alcohol. I drank a little bit to see if it would be safe to wear and now my mouth is on freaking fire! My tongue is numb and my teeth ache. Needless to say I called the cops on my wife, but what should I do about this burning pain?
Answers:
Beer. Lots of. Now!