I urgently need some answers!?!

I urgently need some answers!?

...what's it like women, to have a vagina? My friend and I have wondered about this for a long time... It really is quite a mystery to men like us. So how is it like (period, sex, etc?)

Without love, a vagina is no different than an ear. You gotta' keep it clean, and sometimes it feels good to itch it. But, it's really not that big of a deal with us.
We women don't have to worry about vagina envy, so that's good.
But, then most of us have cramps and feel bloated up to a week before the period, which totally stinks.
Bleed for 3 to 7 days, not fun. Turn into a raving mad woman with pms, also not fun.
Sex? Well, let me tell you... wham bam thankyou ma'am...isn't worth the time it took to take off the clothes.
You guys think sex is so great because it can be the greatest 3 minutes of your life...for a woman, 3 minutes barely gets your burner started.
Take it from me, if you want to experience the greatness of a female body, wait , most people don't wait and they've ruined something that can be quite beautiful.
If it's "fun" having sex, you haven't done it right, because it's alot more than just fun. When you're ready, you'll know.
You wanted to know,so I'm telling you, when you find the right person, it's well worth the wait.