I have a cold and have to make a speech?!
Question:
I have a cold and have to make a speech?
Okay here's the deal. A couple days ago I got a sore throat. I went to bed and woke up with a cold. You know how your throat gets all raspy and it doesn't sound like you? Well I'm talking kind of funny and I have to make a speech in exactly six hors and three minutes!!!! What can I do to make my voice sound normal again?
Answers:
Get some Sudafed nasal spray. It'll clear it in Minutes.
Best stuff in the Chemist....... apart from the bird behind the counter.
Oh and HAVE A BANANA.