Need to get off work for two days?!


Question:

Need to get off work for two days?

i need a couple of days off work becuase my friend is visting from overseas so whats a good excuse for two days off and some symptons to go with it


Answers:

Use the old "alien abduction" excuse Harley . You were on your way to work when all of a sudden a bluish green light surrounded you and you were beamed up to a saucer shaped ufo .

The aliens probed you both mentally and anally for two solid days , then beamed you down to Earth at the end of the 2nd day .

Very believable ............. works every time ........... trust me on this one Edgar .




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