The Walking Fart?!
Question:
The Walking Fart?
Why is it that when you fart a lot and you get up to walk... every time you move you fart? I am just asking because my hamster (gangsta Bill) hates it. He will start sneezing and stuff. I apoligize, but all he does is screem at me in spanish. Help?
Answers:
you're not all there are you? ANYWAY!!!
the reason you fart is...you have gas! every time you move you fart is because you don't hold it in. Which is a good thing, because if you did you would eventually EXPLODE!
Maybe your hamster is allergic to human farts! You should probably stop farting around him. It could be the death of him!