I feel like crap...can anyone help me feel better?!

I feel like crap...can anyone help me feel better?

My throat is really sore, & my nose is stuffy. I have an occasional cough to. What should I do to feel better?

Thanks,
Blondie

First, eat two crackers, then take two Advil or Aleve and one Benadryl. Then make a pot of hot tea with lemon and enough honey to make it pretty sweet. Run a not too hot bath and get in, getting your hair wet. Not a shower. A bath. Drink one cup of tea in the bathtub. Put on comfy pajamas that cover your arms. When you get out, drink more tea and eat two pieces of cinnamon toast, enough cinnamon to make your nose run. Take one little dose-cup of Nyquil. Get into bed. Fix your pillows just right. Put a wrapped-up ice pack on your forehead and two others on either side of your neck below your ears and under your jaw. Baby yourself for two days and eat chicken noodle soup and more tea and cinnamon toast.

Pretend this is your mother talking. I raised three kids and one husband on this cure and it works.