My poo makes me sad. how can i be the master?!
Question: when i poo it makes me feel alive. but if the poo gets the upperhand by taking over 5 minutes to appear or by getting a bit of itself on my finger then i get sad. I want to show it who is boss. i talk to it when it bobs prior to flushing. I have heard others talk to their creations. i dream that one day we will all be judged upon our poo stories and not by how much we give to charity. They say that i am a dreamer , .. .but i am not the only one.
Answers: when i poo it makes me feel alive. but if the poo gets the upperhand by taking over 5 minutes to appear or by getting a bit of itself on my finger then i get sad. I want to show it who is boss. i talk to it when it bobs prior to flushing. I have heard others talk to their creations. i dream that one day we will all be judged upon our poo stories and not by how much we give to charity. They say that i am a dreamer , .. .but i am not the only one.
i see...dont know what to say about that...but i like the last quote...THEY SAY I AM A DREAMER BUT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE...i heard it somewhere but i cant remember...
I'm fascinated to know, do you still giggle at the word "underpants"?
Thanks for the points.
lol, that is fantastic!
This question is poo!
rearrange this sentance;
life a get
What a sh*tty question
you make me feel sad you turd ! thanks for the points
Imagine
If you give power to your poo, then your poo will have power. Thanks for the 2 points and Merry Christmas!
Why don't you start a poop club. Only children learning to poop in the potty are fascinated by their accomplishments and they have to be taught. That's the only advice I can give you because you are an idiot.
You Sir have a troubled mind!
your a strange one arent you.
Patrick, this website is your salvation. It will help you and your poos get better acquainted and help you communicate with not just your own poo but other people's as well. Respect the poo.
No poo for you!
Points for me though!
dude...thx for the points anyways
Daft bastard. I see you appear to be replying to your own questions. Sad case
Your talking sh!t again aren't you?
ARE YOU GOING TO BE LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS?????
Listen to Mr Hankey The Chrismas Poo from South Park and you know who is the Master
seems your used to talking a lot of crap dude