What is the most painfull thing you have ever stubbed your toe on?!
Question: And where is the funniest?
What are the storys behind them?
Answers: And where is the funniest?
What are the storys behind them?
My dog. The stub wasn't so bad, but the bite afterwards hurt like hell. It was dark, he's a black lab - how was I to know he was sleeping there?
The corner of the bath!
ouch!
coffee table. lost my toenail.
a tripwire that set off an i.e.d...not that funny
Chainsaw I only have 3 toes left
the side of the bed!
a door jam it sprained my foot!!!
the end of a table :P
The door, oogey googey stuff came out.
the side of the bed - not much of a story - toe bashed bed....
Funniest.... on my sister - when we were fighting... not much of a story again - toe bashed sisters hard bony hips... :(
My eyeball!
None were funny :(
Those tiny tile in the swimming pool........lmao!!!
i fell and unfortunately one was lose and it caught my toe.............ouch!!!
O.o
omg the worst pain ever!!!!!!!!
I have stubbed my toe on an old rusty nail and a saw blade!! Ouch!!!! That hurt like heck!!!!!
nail went right in (ouch)
a wall. happens buch o times. they like to run in to me..
definateley the leg of the bed whhen i stubbed my little toe..brought me to my knees..very painful
i was riding my motacycle and i was going fast and stubbed against a wooden light post ( i was wearing flip flops)
Well I'm not sure about the STUBBING but I've once had my toe slammed in a door. The door was shut all the way and my friend who slammed it was so freaked out I had to PULL my toe out of the slat.
Glass it hab broken and put my toe down on the end and it bleed like hell lol
Most Painful: Sharp corner of a bed rail. Caught it between the big and the next biggest toe. Split it wide open. needed 12 stiches.
Funniest. On my wedding night on the way to the shower to the bed to "seal the deal".
as a child I would run around without shoes and stub the toe nail right off, ( most painful)
another time i was running after my son at a wedding,
trying to make him quiet down while they were giving speechs
when i bashed it I let out a grunt , and everyone turned and looked at me,( very humiliating, but funny NOW)
haha ok, here's is what a superdork i am....i decided to do a cartwheel in my basement for NO reason....I still have no idea why.. and apparently, i forgot about the metal pole in the middle of the room...guess what?....yea, mid-cartwheel SMACKED my foot right into the pole, mainly my big toe....it was severely bruised, maybe broken, but i didn't tell anyone because i was too embarrassed!!! mhmm. I'm cool.
the corner of my unfinished deck.
i was running up the stairs and my dad had redone the deck [or porch, whatever you call it ] but there were still a few rails missing and i hit my toe on on of the spots a rail was missing.
Not me..but my Dad.
He was pulling a sock on and accidentally lost his grip on the sock. he kicked out and broke two toes on a table leg!
I still wince when I think of it!!
I don't personally have a thrilling toe-stub story, but your question made me think of one:
In 1911, Jack Daniel, founder of the Tennessee whiskey distillery, died of blood poisoning six years after receiving a toe injury when he kicked his safe in anger at being unable to remember its combination.
Talk about a dumb way to die! LOL
The Wikipedia link below where I found this is a GREAT read!
Hope you got a pair of steel-toed boots for Christmas! :D
dad backed up on my toe with a car once. Let me tell you that it wasn't funny when it happened. but after we laughed at it.
I ran into the side of the door - my foot went one way & my little toe went the other way!! Ooouch!
on an ex's leg, broke my toe but it was worth it lol
The pointy end of a fighter jet!!!!
A cement block was the most painful
hiding from in my friends bedroom closet was the funniest -at the moment
Stories behind them?
Most painful -when I was young, playing at cousin's construction site (barefoot), ended by trying to run away from a vicious dog and ran into a cement block.
Funniest - I wasn't supposed to be there, and when you're on a buzz and doing something against the rules, it just seems funny.