What do I do now?!


Question: So, I was at a party last night and I got very drunk and passed out. When I woke up I noticed that my penis was on fire, I put the fire out right away but It was burning for a long time. When I woke up today I noticed that my entire penis was red excedt for the tip which was black (I am white, so this was not of the norm) I do not have money to see the docter. What do I do now?


Answers: So, I was at a party last night and I got very drunk and passed out. When I woke up I noticed that my penis was on fire, I put the fire out right away but It was burning for a long time. When I woke up today I noticed that my entire penis was red excedt for the tip which was black (I am white, so this was not of the norm) I do not have money to see the docter. What do I do now?

uh oh

get a sex change

lol std and aids lol j/k you probally walked in some poison ivy while drunk pulled down pants bam

I hate when my Penis catches on Fire, Borrow some money and go get drunk, makes the pain go away

go to a redicare...
i don't have a doctor and i always go to redicares
it's usually free.

LMFAO. I'm sorry, but if you are truly being serious I cannot believe it.

If your er... "area" had been lit on fire, then you would be in immense pain as that "area" is the most sensitive part on a male's body.

I highly doubt you would be in such a condition to escape the writhing pain to post a message on Yahoo! Answers.

You would be screaming in pain and be in the emergency room.

If you somehow are serious, chop it off, once thats gone you mine as well get sex change cause no one will want you, gay man nor straight woman.





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