Why do i keep waking up to the sound of my goldfish playing my digeredoo?!
Question: A very relaxing sound, but i have to get up early each morning for work, plus my wife keeps nagging me to get rid of it! Should i give her the boot?
Answers: A very relaxing sound, but i have to get up early each morning for work, plus my wife keeps nagging me to get rid of it! Should i give her the boot?
Invest in some earplugs. Your fish will be so confused by this he will spend all his time trying to remove them and completely forget about his nocturnal didge playing.
Bloody goldfish theyre all the same, no concern for others.
fish don't have feet you numpty - how can you possibly ask it to use footwear..?
I dunno; some people.
think it wise to soundproof the goldfish bowl/tank instead.
that happened to me to but i got the little ****** circumcised and all was well
It sounds to me like your fish is sexually frustrated. Get him/her a partner and you'll only have to endure the sound of fishy lovemaking instead!
I think you need to go see a doctor. Fish cant play instuments. And no dont boot your wife out, you may never find another girle.