Kicked in the nuts! HARD?!
Question: my friend was doing this nut kicks video for youtube and i was the victim! the great part is that he hit me there with a weight!! a 5 pound weight! it hurt for the hole day and a little the next but now its hard to pee! what do i do?? :(
Answers: my friend was doing this nut kicks video for youtube and i was the victim! the great part is that he hit me there with a weight!! a 5 pound weight! it hurt for the hole day and a little the next but now its hard to pee! what do i do?? :(
HAHAHAHAHAHA you are an idiot. Okay the first thing you have to do is see a doctor. Then once he tells you what to do about your current problem you can focus on the more important thing....REVENGE. I reckon while he is asleep you sneak into his room and drop a bowling ball on his nuts it will be funny cause he will wake up in shock and thenthe pain will suddenly hit him and he will demonstrate his true fear expression. Meanwhile have someone else filming this. Then you add some cheesy voice over and send it in to funniest home videos and win 10000 dollars or whatever the prize money is.
go to the doctor, you need a medical opinion.
do not do that ever again
it can make you a homo
the pain will however go away later, but not sure
go see a doctor too
(or, is this a joke)??
Wince and bear it. Congratulations on winning prawn of the week award.
Wow..since you're having difficulties peeing..Go to the Doc...seriously!! Next time you're in the mood to try doing Jack *** the 3rd..make sure you get a stuntman..don't you know what a JOCK CUP IS? Doh!!
Congratulations dimwit. You just may have caused a potentially permanent problem with your pee-pee stem. What the hell were you thinking? Being kicked in the nuts is not what I would call fun, or a conducive way to spend the day.
If your private area hurt for more than five minutes AND it's hard to pee, you may have permanent damage. No joke! You need to see a doctor immediately. You may find this funny (and I hope you do, so you don't reproduce your gene pool), but it can possibly get worse.
What's funny to me is wondering if you'll ever get it up again. Wouldn't that be great if you could never have sex with a girl (or a guy, whatever) anymore, because you thought getting kicked in the nuts was a badge of honor?
What the hell is wrong with people today? I thought hobbies were bad 20 years ago. Geez!
See a doc, doof.
With a brain like yours...you should be cryolized! You dumb nit-wit...you let your friends hit you in your nuts with a weight! Outstanding! (LMAO). Seriously...this type of blunt trauma to your nuts can be potentially serious. After the pain and the swelling go down, in about 48 hours, go see a doctor! You may have damaged your pee tube and possibly damaged your testes (sperm producing sacs). Ice packs for swelling and tylenol/aspirin for discomfort will help. The lack of pee is from the swelling you got from the trauma injury around your pee tube! Hey I got an idea...why don't you, slamm your penis and nuts on the refrigerator door and see if that helps? Just kidding don't do that! LMAO PS I guess your video career is over and you'll never go to Hollywood...LMAO