What was the last accident you had? I fell off ladders yesterday and hurt my arm!
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fell off my boat
last accident i had involved a knife and my right index finger,
there was loads of blood and a trip to hospital ending in surgery as i sliced through my nerves and tendons
And i still went back to work as a chef...........i must be crazy
p.e fractured both my arms playing rugby
Broke a toe.......ouch !!!
Some twat at work left something in my pathway & a 350lb steel cart rammed into my face!!! One week before my birthady....I looked like I was a victim of domestic abuse & my boyfriend refused to take me out to dinner!
I became promoted to the "twat's" supervisor & she eventually quit.
I fell off a truck the other day into the mud. It probably looked pretty funny because I must have done a spin, the mud was on the wrong side. I did hurt my pride.
Well it was snowing in Scotland on Monday and yesterday the roads where icy so at 10am yesterday morning I went on a walk with the dog and I put her on the lead as there was someone else coming with another dog and she went on the road and I slipped so I hurt my leg and now there are 2 bruises on my leg and it hurts. : (
Dislocated my knee - dancing
3 weeks ago. Was riding my bike, stopped, mom bumped into me, ankle and foot got jammed and now Im on crutches and I most likely have a fracture. It suuuuuux!