If you are feeling down today...........?!
Question: I am a palliative nurse and last night was helping a terminally ill patient to bathe. As we were exiting the shower she glanced in the mirror and said "Bugga, it's happened at last" I said "what has" and she replied, "my bloody nipples are now in line with my elbows"!!........
She is 97 years old!
Just thought I would share this with you as it made me laugh out loud!
Answers: I am a palliative nurse and last night was helping a terminally ill patient to bathe. As we were exiting the shower she glanced in the mirror and said "Bugga, it's happened at last" I said "what has" and she replied, "my bloody nipples are now in line with my elbows"!!........
She is 97 years old!
Just thought I would share this with you as it made me laugh out loud!
I was till I read the rest of your question. If laughter is the best medicine then bring it on and I hope I can keeping laughing till the end of my days. Cheers for that.
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That is SO hilarious!!!
:-)
Quality, thank you.
go girl loved it
Love that old lady
That is so funny, kind of gross, but still funny.
HAHAHA brilliant,thanks for sharing that .
great sense of humour.
She sounds like an oldie but goodie..Bless her heart.
Give her a kiss for me and tell her she worked like a tonic. Brilliant. I really do hope i can be a cool oldie.
thats a little weird
Lovely!
Which reminded me...
I was chatting to my dad yesterday and he said he'd had an idea for his funeral. He wanted to rig it up so that in his casket there was a 'phone and answer machine, and in a quiet moment of contemplation he wanted someone to dial it and the answering machine to come with him saying 'I can't take your call at the moment...'
Thats lovely & yes hope I have the same sense of humour.
Thanks for the laugh.