Would you rather lose a leg or an arm?!
Question: Somebody else's? What would I be doing with their arm and a leg anyway? Ohh, okay, I see. I'm a doctor, and I am going to the operating room to perform attachment surgery of an arm or a leg. And on the way I might lose the arm or leg. (You have to give all relevant information in the question.)
Anyway, in that situation, I would rather lose the leg. Arms are too near the heart, and so if we had to spend time looking for a lost arm, the patient might die. Armless. Terrible way to go.
A leg is far away, and is less likely to affect the heart, so we could take our time looking for the leg. Although bear in mind that lost left legs are always harder to find. Something to do with the alpha waves given off in the right-side of the brain.
Also, if we never find a leg, the patient could be fitted with a wooden one. They have some pretty sexy looking ones on sale at Sears Optical every second Tuesday. Sometimes it's a buy-one-get-the-other-at-half-price sale. Make sure they are not made in China, though. Not much wood in China, and so sometimes they skimp on the length. You could end up with two legs of different lengths. Some time ago, Sears had to recall hundreds of thousands of uneven legs made in China.
And then there is the matter of masturbation. If too much time is taken to re-attach an arm, the fingers lose the ability to bend. (Something about the half-life of the molecular recombinants. I have no idea what this means.) What everybody who knows something about this, is certain about, is that masturbation is impossible if it takes too long to re-attach the arm. Any arm. Doesn't matter if the person is lefty or righty.
Not so bad with a woman's arm. The clitoris is closer to reach ( by the woman herself), and it doesn't need as much hand-finger movements as a penis during masturbation. Of course none of all this matters if a second person is doing the masturbating on the first person. Male or female.
Very interesting question. Thank you for asking.
Answers: Somebody else's? What would I be doing with their arm and a leg anyway? Ohh, okay, I see. I'm a doctor, and I am going to the operating room to perform attachment surgery of an arm or a leg. And on the way I might lose the arm or leg. (You have to give all relevant information in the question.)
Anyway, in that situation, I would rather lose the leg. Arms are too near the heart, and so if we had to spend time looking for a lost arm, the patient might die. Armless. Terrible way to go.
A leg is far away, and is less likely to affect the heart, so we could take our time looking for the leg. Although bear in mind that lost left legs are always harder to find. Something to do with the alpha waves given off in the right-side of the brain.
Also, if we never find a leg, the patient could be fitted with a wooden one. They have some pretty sexy looking ones on sale at Sears Optical every second Tuesday. Sometimes it's a buy-one-get-the-other-at-half-price sale. Make sure they are not made in China, though. Not much wood in China, and so sometimes they skimp on the length. You could end up with two legs of different lengths. Some time ago, Sears had to recall hundreds of thousands of uneven legs made in China.
And then there is the matter of masturbation. If too much time is taken to re-attach an arm, the fingers lose the ability to bend. (Something about the half-life of the molecular recombinants. I have no idea what this means.) What everybody who knows something about this, is certain about, is that masturbation is impossible if it takes too long to re-attach the arm. Any arm. Doesn't matter if the person is lefty or righty.
Not so bad with a woman's arm. The clitoris is closer to reach ( by the woman herself), and it doesn't need as much hand-finger movements as a penis during masturbation. Of course none of all this matters if a second person is doing the masturbating on the first person. Male or female.
Very interesting question. Thank you for asking.
an arm
*best answer*
all i have too say is kalendri thats a damn good answer
dont pick mine. I like how you think. SALUTE
an arm because i dance, and that wouldnt stop me if i lost an arm, just losing a leg...that would suck
a leg
neither
My legggg
cuz if i lose my arm... Itll be harder to play videogames!!!!! XD