What are some good lies to tell your doctor in order to get pain killers?!
Question: get to know "back pain" . Do your homework, and lots of it. Treat yourself to the wealth of backpain info on the world wide web. Some docs are dead set against opiates, some are total pill happy quackjobs. If thats what you want, ask around and find the right doc, but know yor "injury" well before you go in. These things can take time and sometimes many appointments as dosage is increased. Usually a doc will try several non narcotics first. Go with the flow. And dont look like a drug seeker. Doctors are paid to help, butthey dont like to have their intelligence insulted.
Answers: get to know "back pain" . Do your homework, and lots of it. Treat yourself to the wealth of backpain info on the world wide web. Some docs are dead set against opiates, some are total pill happy quackjobs. If thats what you want, ask around and find the right doc, but know yor "injury" well before you go in. These things can take time and sometimes many appointments as dosage is increased. Usually a doc will try several non narcotics first. Go with the flow. And dont look like a drug seeker. Doctors are paid to help, butthey dont like to have their intelligence insulted.
You have back pain or leg pain. or knee pain thats a good one. why do you want pain killers though? drugs?
Migraines...it worked for me, though I only could get Ultracets.
How foolish are you. Why do you want painkillers anyway.
I'm an addict and I am in pain. Please help me. Why lie?
Well nice to know you're a drug addict... just for that I'm not giving an answer.
tell him you have this really annoying pain in your lower back that just wont go away go to a session at the chiropractor's and then go to the doc tell him nothing is working.
why not just go to the local high school wher all the kids seem to be pilfering their parents painkillers! OMG I hope you are not a parent!
Just steal his Rx pad and write it yourself.
Tell him or her exactly what you want.
Vicodin 10mg supply of 60 tablets.
edit: Call the pharmacy and order it yourself.
back pain or migraines are usually the best to get percs. since it is hard for the doctor too notice it.
NONE== please don't lie about it if you don't need them ,, They can kill you when abused,, also now Its really tough to get them Doctors will have test done first to see whats wrong
They got really conservative about giving meds
and they cost allot of money mine where over 600,00 a month
Please don't do it if you really don't need them
You know, it's people like you that make it hard for people in REAL everyday pain to get the pain treatments they need. Why don't you just NOT LIE??? Get a bottle of booze or smoke a joint for Christ's sake!