What is a good excuse for why i have a black eye?!


Question: i don't want people to know the real reason why i have a black eye so what can i say happened instead of the truth?


Answers: i don't want people to know the real reason why i have a black eye so what can i say happened instead of the truth?

We'll I have totally been in that situation where me and my boyfriend were throwing things at each other just playing around and he hit me in the freaking eye. I thought if I told anyone what really happen they'd just give me that abusive boyfriend bit. So I told people I was trying to get something out of my really crowded closet and that old military phone I kept up there feel and hit me in the face. I even said it hurt so bad I threw it across the house. You could use that and just replace the phone with something else in you're house.. Oh and by the way if he did it aiming for you then dump his ***. But if he didn't really mean to hit you, then make him do some serious *** kissing!

You ran into a door. That one never gets old.

May I ask how you REALLY got a black eye?

say you got beat up by your abusive boyfriend, no one will beleive that!!

say your makeup smeared and that its water proof

Sports. Wrestling with your sibling. Banging your nose really hard.

umm say u tripped?

your boyfriend is a complete asshole,next time he may beat you,then what are you gonna tell people,hmmmm???I know ,you luv him sooooo much and dont want him to get in trouble,GROW THE HELL UP AND REPORT HIS *** before he does serious damage!!!!

I cant believe all the fools telling you to lie instead of reporting him,unreal.

Tell the truth and dump the boyfriend!

Just tell people the truth. That you have no self respect and you let your boyfriend abuse you.

Tripped over your pet.

say you saw a UFO landing in your backyard and went to greet the alien. when you extended your arms to shake hands with the alien, it thought you were trying to steal its magical powers so it decked you in the eye and sucked your brains out now you're too dumb to leave your abusive boyfriend!

Tell the truth. Why would you lie to protect him. It was a childish thing to do and watching his activities is necessary. You may have an abuser on your hands. If you lie, he will think you don't mind and may do more next time. Ok, ok, I know you don't believe it. But honey, be careful!!

your a dumb b*tch for even dealing with that!

Call the cops on his a$$ and leave him! If you stay with him your only going to get more and it gets worse!

The overhead cabinet was open and you didn't know it. You stupididly looked over real fast and smacked your eye straight into the bottom corner. But it's fine because your boyfriend came over, saw you bleeding, and rushed to give you first aid.

Grow up and stop being a drama queen. Probably never happened.

Why feel the need to even expain it at all.If anyone asks just say ya ran into a door.Thats what they all say. A friend of mine said she smacked herself in the eye during karate class.That is an original one.

You were in the pharmacy waiting to be served when you saw some really well priced sun glasses so you tried one pair on, but when you turned round to see yourself in the mirror, a really cute guy was doing the same thing and you bumped into each other and you both dropped the glasses on the floor and as you bent down to pick them up, your heads collided and you got a black eye, but as compensation he invited you out for a really fantastic night on the town.

the truth





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