It Puts the Lotion on its Skin or Else.....What?!


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[Cartman's basement. He's playing with a rubber lamb at the edge of a hole in the basement.]

Cartman: [strokes the lamb and sets it aside] Hello, Precious. Yes, that's a good Precious. [grabs a basket with a bottle of lotion sitting inside and lowers it down a hole in the basement. The basket stops when it reaches Polly Prissy Pants, which sits at the bottom of the hole] Now it takes the lotion from the basket.

Polly Prissy Pants: [Cartman voicing] Oh please, mister. Please let me out of here.

Cartman: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Poodle: [Cartman voicing] Bark bark bark bark!

Cartman: Yes, that's a good Precious. Okay, now it puts the lotion back in the basket.

Polly Prissy Pants: Please, mister, let me out.

Cartman: It puts the lotion back in the basket!

Polly Prissy Pants: I miss my Mom, mister. I wanna see my Mommy-

Cartman: [throws a fit] Put the lotion in the f***in' basket!

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN...my fave line from silence of the lambs! haha





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