I just sawed off my leg by accident, What should I do?!


Question: I just sawed off my leg by accident, What should I do!?
it kinda hurts but im not sure if i should go to the hospital or not!. the leg is completely off but i don't really need it do i!? should i go to the hospital or just take the pain like a man!? serious answers only please!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
lol this made my day!
if i sawed my leg off the first thing i would do was hobble home and log on to Yahoo Answers!

Nah, you dont need your leg!Www@Answer-Health@Com

First---Don't stand up, you will just fall down again!.
You do not need to worry about the pain as you will bleed out and pass out before it hurts to much--UNLESS- you tie a restricting band (belt, rope, etc) around the part of the leg still attached to your body (not the one lying on the ground or lap or where ever you dropped it)!. Next you must call someone to come get you and your cut off leg!.!.!.to do this--GET OFF THE INTERNET!. Have them take you to the hospital emergency room to sit for a few hours filling out paper work and waiting for the doctors to come off their "break"!. If you get bored you can play one legged baseball with your leg as a bat, or pig out on Bar-B-Que so you will throw up on everyone when you are seen!. Have a nice day!

Dr!. Tommy SkeltonWww@Answer-Health@Com

This can't possibly be a serious question because the femoral artery runs through the legs so if you had sawed off a leg you would bleed out within 60 to 120 seconds probably faster since it wouldn't have been just a puncture but actually severing the artery!. Unless you knew how to apply a tourniquet which I doubt because you had to ask if you should even go to a hospital!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ok this happened to me before!. Don't panic! Take a deep breath and pick up the saw again!. Without hesitating saw off the other one and crawl to the nearest intersection!. Wave both your legs up in the air and flag down an 18-wheeler!. Hopefully they won't miss and end your misery!. I hope that helps!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Dude! if you aren't kidding or don't want to have a septic or infected leg, Don't stand around and get MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Why did you saw off your leg anyway!?
This is a stupid question with a simple answer!!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Naw just turn on the TV and have a beer, you'll be fine!. And if the end starts to turn green (gangrene - a deadly infection), just watch some more TV and drink some vodka!.

Have a nice day!. ;)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Take it like a man!. The Greek God Atlas held the world on his shoulders!.!.!.!.I think you can handle a little dismemberment!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

this sounds like a joke if anyone cut off their leg they should be screeming and heading for the hospital need to stop the bleeding ASPWww@Answer-Health@Com

Wanker!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Do a barrel roll!. Then saw off the other leg so you look symmetrical!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!
(is this a joke!? 'cause it's a really sick one)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Go to a doctor!. And stop sawing off your legs!. It hurts!Www@Answer-Health@Com

drink it offWww@Answer-Health@Com

this must be a joke!. how the hell do u accidently saw off u leg!? go to the hospital-maybe a mental oneWww@Answer-Health@Com





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