Things you dont want your doctor to say during surgery?!
Question: Things you dont want your doctor to say during surgery!?
lets say u can step outside of ur body and watch u own surgery(not that you want to)!. What would you NOT want your doctor to say!? eg: "OOPS!", or "whats that!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
"thats abnormal"
"ahh, interesting"
"thats not good"
"my bad!"
"that can't be right!.!.!."
"whoops!.!.!.!.NURSE!!!"
"thats gotta hurt!.!.!."
"nurse, im hungry bring in the chips 'n' salsa!"
"She's gonna blow!!!"
"ack! what the heck is that!.!.!."
"ummm does anybody have any duct tape!?"
"so where is that tumor again!?"
"get the tweezers!"
"ewwww! thats not right!"
"Ive never seen it gush out like that!!"
"That tastes funny!.!.!."
"that's unexpected"Www@Answer-Health@Com
"ahh, interesting"
"thats not good"
"my bad!"
"that can't be right!.!.!."
"whoops!.!.!.!.NURSE!!!"
"thats gotta hurt!.!.!."
"nurse, im hungry bring in the chips 'n' salsa!"
"She's gonna blow!!!"
"ack! what the heck is that!.!.!."
"ummm does anybody have any duct tape!?"
"so where is that tumor again!?"
"get the tweezers!"
"ewwww! thats not right!"
"Ive never seen it gush out like that!!"
"That tastes funny!.!.!."
"that's unexpected"Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well I had an operation for a stomach hernia (I'm 16 xD) and the surgeon said to me "What do you want to be when your older!?" I said "A pilot" he said "Wow, you know what I watch when I get home!? Airplane crash investigations!" I was like erm god how can I trust him he sounds weird!. I didn't want to hear that lol xD!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I wouldn't want them to chat with the other doctors!. Like start to talk about a vacation that they are going to go on!. I would be soooo scared that they would start to cut my liver if they were supposed to be working on my heart!. By the way, nice topic!. It made me think!. :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
not really a question!.!. but yeah i would hate!.!.!. "i dont think that is needed in here!.!. put it in the microwave later and lets have a laugh" =]Www@Answer-Health@Com
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THERES BLOOD EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hmm!.!.!. "sir write your will because your gonna die"Www@Answer-Health@Com
Is this your first surgery!?!?!? Mine too!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Is this the leg!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
I've never done this before!.
man, that looks bad
pain is all in your mind
I gotta go stinky
you're looking better than everWww@Answer-Health@Com
man, that looks bad
pain is all in your mind
I gotta go stinky
you're looking better than everWww@Answer-Health@Com
"Does anyone have a Junior Mint!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com
My name is Dr!. Fumbles, nice to meet you!Www@Answer-Health@Com
hmmm, I thought I was in the right area!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
"Ummm!.!.!.What procedure was I doing again for this patient!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com