Help A STPIDER BITED ME!!!!!!?!


Question: Help A STPIDER BITED ME!!!!!!!?
A spider bited me on my hands!.
How do I shot web now!?
How do I "bited" spider back!? WITH FULL FORCE PLZ!.

plz excuse my english, I am very poor and from Sino!. ^_^_%^_^Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
OMG, is it VTENOMOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Bited spider back with full force!? Step on him!. That should do it!. Crush his little head in and let his stomach rupture beneath your shoe!. How's that for force!?

Sorry, I'm not in the mood for crazies today ^^

As a side note, being the conveniently intelligent man Peter Parker was, he created a device that he fastened to his wrists in order to shoot an industrially strong webbing like substance which he also created himself!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Kill the spider if you can and keep the body if you aren't sure what kind of spider it was!.

Call the doctor or surf the web to find out what kind it is, and whether you need to go to the doctor -- like if it was a black widow spider you need to get help asap!. If it was a brown recluse you need help pretty soon!. Call the doc if it was either of those, or if you have other bad poisonous spiders where you live and you aren't sure!. If it was just an ordinary spider, it might hurt, put ice on it!. maybe take some Alleve or something like that for the inflammation, if you aren't sensitive to that medication!.

Good luck!. I had a bite recently that felt bad and itched and made my arm go numb!. I was better in about a week, but I DID check with the doctor!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

well, firstly, don't worry yourself! 99% of spider bites are harmless, I'd check the breed of spider - if its dangerous, then you might want to really smash its web! (and get medical attention) otherwise, id say forgive and forget!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Um, you DO know that if you get bit by a spider you don't turn into Spiderman right!. You can't shoot webs now!. And you can't bite the spider back!. Unless you can find him!.!.!. then try it and see what happens!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Squish the nasty spider!. Even better get your mum's hairspray and her cigarette lighter and incinerate the B&s*r(d right now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

this sounds very familiar like i heard about this on the T!.V!.
maybe I'm wrong!.
do you work in a science lab!?
go see a doctor is my best adviceWww@Answer-Health@Com

Just pull on your two middle fingers toward your body with your palms facing up!.
(that is how i do it)

And/or put some rubbing alcohol on it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

if your poor, why do you have a computer!?

also!.!.!. you need to eat some flies before you can shoot websWww@Answer-Health@Com

Ummm try watching the spiderman movies and reading the comic books i hope your powers come soon!Www@Answer-Health@Com

BS David!. I've seen your other answers and your english is fine!.!.!.!. so, what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!? lol

Bored today!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

You are doomed!. Watch for the signs!. The first things to go are spelling and grammar!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Clearly the bite has affected your typing!. See a doctor now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Spiderman, Spiderman!.!.!. does whatever a spider man can!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

put a hydro-cortisone cream on it, it will relieve the itching and help swelling go down!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

agreed!. punch that mothafuckerWww@Answer-Health@Com

Can I have your autograph!?!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Nice knowing you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Go to the doctor!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

THAT BROUGHT A SMILE TO MY FACE LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com

LMAOWww@Answer-Health@Com

you gotta do that hand thing now like spidermannnnnnn!!!

wooooWww@Answer-Health@Com

call 911!? idkWww@Answer-Health@Com

WHAT!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

WHAT!~
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

WHAT!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

i don't get itWww@Answer-Health@Com

u punch that motha fucha in da face, foo!Www@Answer-Health@Com

say what!?!
u want to "bited" the spider back!?Www@Answer-Health@Com





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