I just accidentally backed over my husband's johnson with a 67 GTO. Should I!


Question: I just accidentally backed over my husband's johnson with a 67 GTO!. Should I get neosporin !?
maybe a bandaid !?Www@Answer-Health@Com


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Pour a full bottle of peroxide on his snaggled bits!. He will thank you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Outboard Motor's are pretty tough, just gas and lube it with oil, prime it with the suction bulb, choke it good then pull the starter rope without letting go, when it fires, let it run loose after the warm-up period!.!. It should be just fine without a Bandaid or the Neosporin!. The Neosporin fouls the sparkplugs too much and the Bandaid's restrict the much needed airflow impeding suction at the carburator and the length of time it will run toward the destination of choice!.

Maybe use a little compressed air to fill yourself up!. The connection is behind your ear in case it has been awhile since your last fillup!. BTW Is the GTO OK!. LOL

If you mean the "other" here then:

Way to go :)

That's one way to stretch it!. Hope you used "Wild Country's" by Les Schwab tires!. They will leave a ribbed outline, though Big O Tires work equally as effectively!.

Now his Johnson is twice the size at 4 inches!. Finally he joins the "big boys club"

How did you logistically do that to him!. Kneeling wouldn't seem to work effectively!.

Finally, I won't need to listen to your complaints about his inadequecy compared to me!. Enjoy!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

This kind of question reveals a great deal about you!. You have a great deal of latent hostility!. May I suggest marraige counseling!? And, of course, a comprehensive psychiatric evaluation!. And I'm saddened by the many responses that make light of your situation!. These people should also have a psyche evaluation!. But I would especially advise you to seek help!. Going this public with your marital problems indicates that you are on the brink of something!. Your distress is palpable!. GET HELP NOW!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Neosporin wont help a 67 GTO!. That only applies to the 65 GTO,convertable!. Give the hubby a Looney Tunes band aide,Www@Answer-Health@Com

It may require you to re-inflate his johnson if it's flat!.!.!.!.much like a balloon!.



<---send pictures, doctor in trainingWww@Answer-Health@Com

Well, if it's for the car, yes you must at all costs take care of it!. A 67 GTO is a priceless classic!. LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com

Just kick the tires !.!.!.a good mechanic should be able to access any damage!. Thats too fine a car to ignoreWww@Answer-Health@Com

just run him over a few more times!. i will be there in 15 with a shovel!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'd suggest a splint, but you'll need to get some tweezers and a magnifying glass first!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Duct tape will fix that right up!.

LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com

Poor guy, it never works when I try to lift cars with mine either!. What am I doing wrong!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

they had airbags!?!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

wow!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

r u taking about his john!.!.!.!.(penis), slong!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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