Hemorrhoidal itching advice?Do I need professoinal treatment?!


Question: Hemorrhoidal itching advice!?Do I need professoinal treatment!?
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Scoot across the carpet!. That usually helps my dog!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

No way should you see a doctor!. Those quacks are likely to want to give you some kind of "medicine" or even hack away at your nether region with a knife!. No, my friend, what you need is some good old native American poultice!. Go out to the woods and find some poison sumac!. Roll it up in a wad and chew on it for 5 minutes, then wad it up into the affected area!.

Trust me!.

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If you will go and get the Tucks pads, they work wonderfully!. The cooling sensation, and something in them seems to kinda numb the area!. There are several OTC remedies for this problem!. If ti continues or gets worse, you will need to see your Dr!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'm going on holidays Dave!. I just can't answer this question before I go!. I know, I know, I just did!. But seriously Dave!. Wish me a good holiday with my wife and daughter!. You take care of your problem!. But I just can't!. I can't!. See ya!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

No, dogs don't need professional treatment when their butts itch!. Just drag it across the carpet until it doesn't itch any more!.

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I would suggest pouring peroxide or iodine over them!.

You could also tape a couple of slabs of Spam to your inner crack to help soothe your 'roids!. The gel around the Spam is sooooo soothing!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

No!.!.!.

But you ARE pregnant!.!.!.and she likes you, so!.!.!.

Take care of THOSE things, first!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

no, use your fingernails, if you don't have any, find a lady friend with good nailsWww@Answer-Health@Com

Home Depot has sandpaper on sale!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Get some of those chickens to peck at it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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Has a good point, it works for meWww@Answer-Health@Com

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Have a dog lick it!.!.!.that cures anything!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

yes!.!.!.by a 6 pack of crack hos
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