I've got a paper cut on my jap eye (DONT ASK)....?!


Question: I've got a paper cut on my jap eye (DONT ASK)!.!.!.!.!?
And it wont stop bleeding!.

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you wont bleed to death, it will stop if you just leave it alone to clot!. the penis has a very good blood supply so it will seem to bleed for ages!. that and some pressure on the cut!. you need to keep it clean and dry and put some antiseptic cream on it over the next few days!. if it is still bleeding (pouring out), and you think you have lost enough blood to fill more than a can of coke, then go to hospital!. dont call 999 , because we WILL laugh at you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Since I don't have a "jap eye" and you're not going to tell us how it happened, about the only thing I can come up with - besides direct pressure - which would only cause more problems - is to apply an antibiotic ointment (neosporin, polysporin) and hope that helps with the clotting process!.

Oh, and you might REALLY want to get the oinment that also contains a pain reliever!.

If it continues to bleed, call your doctor and explain why you can't come in to see him/her and maybe he/she can advise you of what you need to!.

P!.S!. I believe I have actually heard it ALL now!Www@Answer-Health@Com

It will stop bleeding unless you have some blood clot thinning issues!.
You can put some ice to stop or reduce blood circulation!.
It is a very rich blood vessel area!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Sorry but LMAO, hehe ermmm dno :/

Hold a tissue to it for ages until it stops, eventually it will stop bleeding, blood has to clot!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Go to hospital - I know it's embarassing but if it won't stop bleeding you need medical attention!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you said dont ask !.!. so i wont!.!.
Mate!.
Just!.!.
well apply pressure really i would say put a plaster on but that wont work!.
just keep the pressure on!.
but in future!.!. be careful!Www@Answer-Health@Com

hahahahahah i gotta ask, yoiu cant say that and expect us not to be intrigued hahaha come on tell all, how did you paper cut your japs eye then!!

put some spray plaster on itWww@Answer-Health@Com

sorry couldnt respond sooner still pmsl,
try putting pressure on it or if that dont work stick it in a glass of warm salty water good luckWww@Answer-Health@Com

L m f a o!.

L o l!.

R o f l!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

cringe!!! AAARGH!!

thats gotta be the worst thing i could ever imagine!

hmm was the paper from a top shelf magazine perhaps!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

I really want to ask!!!

Please let me ask!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

oh poor u what the hell wasa u thinking of putting paper up near ur eye lol couldnt read go to speacsavers lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

Wrap it quite tight with a bandage and the blood will soon clot xxxWww@Answer-Health@Com

LMFAO sorry thats really funny

**STILL LAUGHING**Www@Answer-Health@Com

Stop being a wimpWww@Answer-Health@Com

Ha ha thanks for the giggle :) Your question was funny but the answers are even funnier :DWww@Answer-Health@Com

What is the grammage (Don't ask)

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See your doctorWww@Answer-Health@Com

put on an eye patch and be a pirateWww@Answer-Health@Com

LMAO how did you manage that!? Sucks to be you right now!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Porno mag was it!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

it will stop bleeding when you lose your erectionWww@Answer-Health@Com

i'm sorry i have to ask HOW!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

go to the hospitel dude or be a pirateWww@Answer-Health@Com





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