Im sick just called into work and i cannot go back to bed?!


Question: Im sick just called into work and i cannot go back to bed!?
Anyone that can tell me the best joke ill give you 5 stars!!! Im really really sick BTW CAnt even swallow!. Thnks for the jokes!Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
whats black and rhymes with snoop!?

Dr dreWww@Answer-Health@Com

A farmer was standing out on a field not doing anything just standing there!. A city man drove past and noticed this farmer and stopped as he wondered what the farmer was doing!. He walked across the field and asked the farmer what are you doing!? The farmer replied I'm trying to win a nobel prize!. The man asked How!. The farmer said I heard you got them for being outstanding in your field!
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A woman walks into a pizzeria one day and orders a large cheese pizza!. The waitress asks if she wants the pizza cut into four pieces or eight!. The woman replies, "Four!. I don't think I can eat eight!."Www@Answer-Health@Com

My sons best joke, good for sickies!.!.!.

How do you make a tissue dance!?




*drumroll*




You put a little boogie in it!
(he shakes his butt on the word BOOGIE)Www@Answer-Health@Com





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