Help! I am at work and I just got stung by a wasp! Twice!?!


Question: Help! I am at work and I just got stung by a wasp! Twice!!?
So I feel something crawling up my leg and I moved my skirt with my hand to see what it was!. That little ****** got me on the side of my knee and on my finger!. I am as mad as a hornet's nest!

What type of first aid can I do while I am at work with limited supplies, and how do I plot my revenge!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
I don't believe it! No one knows the first aid for stings!?!? It is of course AMMONIA!. And if you do not have it handy what do you do!? you pee on it of course!. You do know don't you all, that urine contains ammonia!?
After that apply Fenistil gel every so often when it starts hurting again!.
There might be a hole for sometime where the sting is!. Don't worry, it will heal up in about a week!.

Hair spray! Excellent jilibean! Should've read this before I just killed a mosquito after chasing it around!. I would 've used hair spray if I had read your A!. Well, next time!. :)Www@Answer-Health@Com

is the stinger still in you!? If it is, then get some tweezers and get that sucker out! Apart from that, you can ice it to minimize swelling!. Other than that, not much to do!.

As far as revenge!.!.!. do you know where he went!? Try to lure him into a sugary drink, and when he flies inside, start shaking the cup until that little d-bag drowns!

I accidentally stepped on a wasps nest in the ground while I was golfing with my grandmother one day!. About 8 of these little buggers latched onto my leg and started stinging me over and over!. I kept screaming "Help! Help!" but I was running around like an idiot!. My grandma kept telling me to slow down so she could help me! Anyway I'm allergic to the sting and my throat ended swelling shut and luckily my great uncle was there (he used to be a brain surgeon) and he had some medicine to bring the swelling down!. I'm sure that won't happen to you though - you'd know it by now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i doubt you have a raw potato handy, but if you do, cut a slice and hold/tape it over the area!. The starch is supposed to help neutralize the venom!.

P!.S!. wasps don't leave stingers in you, that's how he got you twice

EDIT* I did some more research, and found some REAL treatments

I think taking an antihistamine and applying one of the creams below will probably give you the most relief!. I'm known to love to play with food!.

# Oral Antihistamines--Tablets may be chewed for faster relief, but liquids are more readily absorbed after oral ingestion (Chlortrimeton, Dimetane, Teldrin)!.
# Topical Steroids (Cortaid, Dermolate, Lanacort, etc!.)
# Local Anesthetics (Benzocaine, Americaine, Dermoplast, Bactine, Foille, Lanacaine, Solarcaine)Www@Answer-Health@Com

You mean that little bastard is still alive!? Your recent troubles with insects at work has me thinking that maybe you oughtta just douse yourself in Raid before you leave the house every day, or wear one of those bee net suits!. Your fishnets are clearly allowing too much access to the creepy-crawlies at your workplace (and are probably what attracted the wasp in the first place)!.

I know I'm late coming in on this one, but revenge!.!.!.hmmm!.!.!.You need to find the mothership!. The nest!. Then, get the biggest can of AquaNet you can find, in the strongest hold!. Blast those little sh*ts!. Use the whole can!. Then, once they are paralyzed in the hairspray, put a portable CD player up to the nest and blast Sting music as loud as possible!. They will writhe in horror until they meet their death, while being tortured by Sting!. Serves them right for Stinging you!. There's a lot of irony here; I believe Sting also uses AquaNet:
http://i237!.photobucket!.com/albums/ff265!.!.!.
and listens to WASP:
http://i186!.photobucket!.com/albums/x80/R!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Do I hear a lawsuit!?!!?!!?
Wait you moved your skirt!?! Why were you hoping he would go all the way up and well you know make babbys with you!?!
Did you like it are you only mad because he didn't go all the way!?!
Maybe your revenge would be to go to the queen and tell her that he is having an affair with you!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Unless you're allergic to bees, suck it up!.
Nobody cares about the history, just ask what to do if you get stung by a wasp!.
"Mad as a hornet's nest" just sounds stupid!. Don't make the analogy if you have to personify just so that it relates to your topic

Shouldn't you be working right now!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'm sure one of your contacts will volunteer to suck the venom out for you!. I can think of at least one that would (sorry!.!.I like you a lot, but I'm not volunteering) BUT~ I will help you plot revenge!.!.hair spray!! Freezes those suckas little wings up!. Got hairspray!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

this is a feasible law suit!.!.!.file under sexual discrimination!. did any men get stung!? i didn't think so!. i think you should have a few weeks off with pay to help you recover!. did this hornet see your vag!? you must be rewarded with punitive damages!. may i suggest my attorney's!? they're the best!.
Dewy, Cheatum, and Howe!.
just mention my name and you'll get the family discount!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Hmm!. Baking soda, Benadryl (or other antihistamine), ice, Motrin, a shot of tequila!. By the time you take the Benadryl and tequila, you won't care about revenge! Pass the salt shaker!Www@Answer-Health@Com

get some ice and and a ace banage and rap it up for 20mins and keep repeating for an hour if it still hurts you should go to the doctorWww@Answer-Health@Com

chew some tobacco for a sec and put it on there, it works for bee stings!.

as for revenge lets offer him as a sacrifice for SlappyWww@Answer-Health@Com

If it did have venom in it your in big trouble go to a doctor or a poision contorol Center right awayWww@Answer-Health@Com

alcohol if you have some other than that just some neosporin and a band aid and find that little **** and kill himWww@Answer-Health@Com

IM me !!!!
lol
;)Www@Answer-Health@Com

The best thing you can do is make a paste out of baking soda and water, and paste it onto your sting areas!. That will take the pain away, and it will work very quickly!. One of the answerers above suggested a potato, and I think that's probably a good idea as well if you don't have baking soda around!. Baking soda, however, is sold just about anywhere and potatoes simply are not!.

Also, take some Benadryl or any other form of antihistamine!.

Revenge!? I like the hair spray idea! I've used hair spray to kill all sorts of bugs over the years!.
The best thing you can do is find the nest or the hole in the screen or wall where the wasp came from and prevent further wasps from getting to you, as they seem to like to be near you :)Www@Answer-Health@Com





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