What would be a good way of putting yourself in hospital? ?!


Question: What would be a good way of putting yourself in hospital!? !?
hypothetically, Im just wondering what people would state as their top reasons that they could put themselves in hospital with!. I would personally say overdose, but im wanting more imaginative ways!. Www@Answer-Health@Com


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You know I feel sorry for you actually!. At first I was genuinely concerned but I urge other people here to read through ALL of your previous questions and answers!. You will never get better I feel as you dwell so much within your obsession of mental disorder and eating habits and what meds you are on that you can never be normal I fear!. By this I mean that even your biog says basically "hi im ill and this is whats wong with me!.!.!.!." Your WHOLE identity revolves entirely around your obsession with your disorders, This is very unhealthy!. How about "Hi im !.!.!.!. and tell people some positive stuff about yourself" Almost every question you seem answer is about mental health!. Every question you ask is about mental health!. You need to move away from this or youll never gain normality!. This is not meant to be a flaming thread to you but as a third person looking in its genuinely scary that you have no other thoughts apart from your disorders!. Why do you feel the need to broadcast your issues and wear it like badge of honour!? Thats how it comes across it seems!. You have given good advice and I praise you for that but you need to stop dwelling on it all!. Go find a passion elsewhere in something that can help you!. A life without passion is a waste I feel!. Also taking drugs (coke, speed etc) isnt going to help your mental state too!Www@Answer-Health@Com

they throw you out with an overdose and send you too the loony bin!. that isnt even a way to get in hospital!. if you want to go to the loony bin just run around painted purple and start pretending to hallucinate in front of police men, or ask them to get you some drugs!. or go to your local airport tripping out on cough syrup!. anti freeze doesnt even have the right stuff in it anymore!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

chest pain!. I think if you're under 40, it's pretty hard to get taken seriously!. sometimes pelvic pain can buy you a day!.

overdose!. maybe!. you can go to icu for an evening, depending on how seriously you overdose!. Then you might go home, or you might go to psych!. depends on your insurance, and the availability of psych services!. and if by the next morning, you say you were drunk, or stupid, and suddenly you want to live, then you're going home!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Why would you want to do that!? If you feel like you want to harm yourself then that is good enough reason to get admitted to hospital!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

seizures!.!.!.!.!.can fake, or just report that they happened!. Many folks are on government money for seizures that no one really saw except parents, and all tests are negative afterwards!. Just a thought
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Stab yourself with an icicle - the weapon melts away so no evidence! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

rehab/detox!?

Knee replacement seems to be popular!.

Cancer treatment!.

Heart surgery!.

Child birth



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Anti-freeze!.!.!.!. The silent killer!.!.!. :PWww@Answer-Health@Com

jumping off a building not a really tall building thou as you'd prob end up in the morgue XD or car crash i'd sayWww@Answer-Health@Com

A fairly strong dose of street drugs!. Not recommended!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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