My head's on fire, please help?!
Question: My head's on fire, please help!?
A few minutes ago, I accidentally headbutted a petrol bomb!. My whole head is now engulfed in flames, which is becoming increasingly painful!. I can barely see the f*cking computer screen, but any suggestions will be duly squinted at!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
My dear sir, there is only one course of action to take!. You must strap a large amount of dynamite to your flame engulfed cranium immediately, the explosion should blow out the flames!. Then with whats left of the rest of your head I suggest you drink a cup of steaming hot tea to calm ones nerves!. Tip top!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I do hope by now you have managed to quench the flames, and would just like to recommend you sue the bejesus of the who ever threw the petrol bomb in question!. Just irresponsible really, could've had someone's eye out!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
It's important to keep hydrated during times like this!. Now, I know you're having problems seeing right now, but it's very important that you use WATER rather than MORE PETROL!. Knowing the difference could save your life!. :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
WHATEVER! You would not be on the computer if your head was on fire!Www@Answer-Health@Com
GET TED P TO PEE ON YOUR HEAD QUICK!!!!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
stop!. drop!. and roll!Www@Answer-Health@Com