How to grow old disgracefully. any suggestions please?!
Question: How to grow old disgracefully!. any suggestions please!?
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Read the little book about the lady who is going to wear purple and spit!. She states that she will a red hat with her purple, and there is actually a "Red Hat"Club - find details on the internet!.
Your hats will, of course, be outrageous!.
You will drink gin in the bath
You will call your doctor and any policeman "Young Man"
You will refuse to serve on "pointless Committees" and tell people who invite you that they are pointless
You will start doing all those things that kids do - I'm just received details for going Karting!
You will phone people in so-called "authority" and have a long rambling conversation about nothing in particular
You will phone Social Services and demand a Social Worker
You will keep sending for an ambulance for life-threatening problems like a headache or a splinter in your finger
You will insist on being put on a disabled register when you are still able to run for a bus!.
P!.S!. Pole dancing sounds good - where do I enrol for some lessons!?
P!.P!.S!. Dr!. Awesome's post - I don't mind coming to Oz - follow in the footsteps of my 3x Gt!. uncle who was sent to work in the Wellington Valley!. I used to ride pillion on a Vincent "Black Shadow" - wonder if that will countWww@Answer-Health@Com
Your hats will, of course, be outrageous!.
You will drink gin in the bath
You will call your doctor and any policeman "Young Man"
You will refuse to serve on "pointless Committees" and tell people who invite you that they are pointless
You will start doing all those things that kids do - I'm just received details for going Karting!
You will phone people in so-called "authority" and have a long rambling conversation about nothing in particular
You will phone Social Services and demand a Social Worker
You will keep sending for an ambulance for life-threatening problems like a headache or a splinter in your finger
You will insist on being put on a disabled register when you are still able to run for a bus!.
P!.S!. Pole dancing sounds good - where do I enrol for some lessons!?
P!.P!.S!. Dr!. Awesome's post - I don't mind coming to Oz - follow in the footsteps of my 3x Gt!. uncle who was sent to work in the Wellington Valley!. I used to ride pillion on a Vincent "Black Shadow" - wonder if that will countWww@Answer-Health@Com
I am 56 years old,and make my kids/grandkids cringe occasionally :-)
I have always been outgoing,and dont intend to stop now I am older!.
I am known for my ripping farts,but only do so in front of close family and friends!.
I laugh at inappropriate things,like people falling over!.
I now say what I think,please or offend!.
I talk to everyone I meet,makes the day go quicker,smile at total stangers,and often get accused of being simple for doing so!.
My best friend is my dog,who is also a little crazy!.
What the hell,life is good,be yourself,go for it I say!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I have always been outgoing,and dont intend to stop now I am older!.
I am known for my ripping farts,but only do so in front of close family and friends!.
I laugh at inappropriate things,like people falling over!.
I now say what I think,please or offend!.
I talk to everyone I meet,makes the day go quicker,smile at total stangers,and often get accused of being simple for doing so!.
My best friend is my dog,who is also a little crazy!.
What the hell,life is good,be yourself,go for it I say!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I am very much looking forward to getting older and being able to do all the things I can't do now!. When I have retired I want to complain properly about things as I will have time, join or create protests with banners etc and make sure that stupid laws get changed!.
The reason is: what is the worst that can happen to me then!? I can't lose my job or income or house and at the very worst I would get sent to jail!. So what at that age!? It's not as if a criminal record for protesting is going to look bad on a cv!.
So I intend to change all those things I think need changing when I have all the time and attention to devote to them and bugger the consequences!
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The reason is: what is the worst that can happen to me then!? I can't lose my job or income or house and at the very worst I would get sent to jail!. So what at that age!? It's not as if a criminal record for protesting is going to look bad on a cv!.
So I intend to change all those things I think need changing when I have all the time and attention to devote to them and bugger the consequences!
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Join the Ulysses Club, their motto is "Grow Old Disgracefully"!. You have to be 40 for junior membership, or 50 for full membership!. It also helps if you live in Australia, and ride a motorcycle!.
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join a swingers club
buy a whip and become a BDSM domme
buy a motorbike and become a hells granny
learn to strip/ pole dance/ belly dance
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buy a whip and become a BDSM domme
buy a motorbike and become a hells granny
learn to strip/ pole dance/ belly dance
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Run naked down the street with a satchel, dribble when eating and dye your hair in the colours of the rainbow!.!.!.!.!.hope that helps for starters!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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Tan a lot of you look old and wrinkly Www@Answer-Health@Com