What do you know about Tape Worms?!


Question: What do you know about Tape Worms!?
I want to get a Tape Worm!. I have my reasons why, so please preach about how they are harmful and why its bad!. I want to contract tape worms so here are the questions i have about that

How can i be 100% sure i will contract them!?
How can i get them besides eating raw/undercooked pork!?
How will i know i have successfully contracted them!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Most pigs are raised on pig farms where they do not come into contact with tapeworm larvae!. You also run the risk of cysticercosis!. Your best bet is to go to Minnesota and catch and eat raw pike!. Perhaps the local health department can tell you which lakes are most affected!. It's probably safer, too, as I don't think you can get cysticercosis from the fish tapeworm!.

In about two months you will become a public health threat, labeled a terrorist and sent to Guantanimo!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ok, I've heard that its a good way to lose weight but it can also be dangerous!. They're harmful because they use up all the nutrients from your food that's why a lot of people with tape worms are skiny!. I wouldnt ever want a tape worm though!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

go to the pet store and ask for their tape worm section!. go pick out a cute one and buy it!. bring it home and eat it!. you will have successfully contracted tapeworm!. good luck and congratulations in advance!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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